Cindy (cindyanne1) wrote,
Cindy
cindyanne1

LOL... where do they get such ideas?

Alaina (who turned 5 in May) :   "Look, Mommy... there's some mushrooms!" 

Me: "Yes, those are mushrooms.  Don't touch them!" 

Alaina: "Why, because frogs jumped on them?"

Me:  "What?"  (thinking, WTF frogs???)

Alaina:  "You know, Mommy... when frogs jump on them, it makes them poison."

Me:  "Oh, is that what does it?"

Alaina:  "Yes.  But when they're on the pizza, the frogs can't jump on them, so we can eat those."  

Me:  "Oh."  
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