Brian: *watching me and marvelling that it's taking an entire loaf of bread* "Goddamn! It's no wonder why we're always running out of shit around here. I remember before we had kids one loaf of bread would actually mold before we'd use it all."
Me: "Wow! So you're saying the amount of bread consumed is in direct correlation to the number of persons in the household?"
Brian: "Smartass."
Hee.