I wanted to tell Bella to close her mouth and stop frowning, and I wanted to burst into the television and comb Edward's freaking hair. Where in the book did it ever talk about Edward having stick-his-finger-in-a-light-socket hair? What was wrong with R. Pattinson's hairstyle from his Cedric Diggory days?
It had more bearable moments here and there. Some of the music score was okay.
My almost 12 year old liked it though. And that made it worth the $4.99. :)